Tyler tried to kill me

2008
14
May

Proof that Tyler can’t drive. “I still can’t figure out why that guy
stopped like that,” said Tyler just after he locked up the brakes and
nearly ended up in the trunk of a nissan stanza. Thank god for me
having the presence of mind to scream like a little girl as my
paintball career flashed in front of my eyes.

The deathmobile now has a set of warner rules: Tyler is not allowed to
look at anything other than the road. Since that rule has been in
place, we’ve only gone off the road and onto the rumble strips 3 times.

Pray for me.

Sent from my iPhone

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