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Getting ready for world cup

2008
2
Oct

p>Hey everyone…things are going well getting ready for world cup. Our booth is squared away nice and neat. The PSP has been cool enough to set us up with a 10×10 space in vendor row and we’re even listed on the vendor list at pspevents.com. Pretty cool if you ask me. Come check us out if you are at the event!

In other news, we’ll be showing off our special barrels by stiffi… They are hot like hotcakes and the proceeds from each purchase go to AJAS for awareness and research efforts. Definately stop by the booth and say hi to Wendy and Angie. They’d love to see you.

As always, big ups to the great dudes and dudettes at Dangerous Power. Dan promises something cool coming out. If he’ll let me, I’ll post pix. Hopefully he’ll let me get my hands on one at the event :) . I guess time (and the crazy R&D gnomes he keeps in the basement) will tell.

Well, that’s all the news that’s fit to print today. I’ll have sick pics up of the barrel early next week to get you salivating. Until then.

Yours in </pain> (means “ending pain” for you non-nerds out there),
Brian Warner

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